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  • Sarah Palin was to walk out to the singing of Angels, but convention organizers thought it might come off as showing off.
  • Sarah Palin’s suit is made from 100% dead liberal skin.
  • Sarah Palin prepped for this speech with a ritual sacrifice of Susan Estrich.
  • Sarah Palin has actually travelled backwards in time from after the roll call to accept the nomination retroactively.
  • Sarah Palin doesn’t actually have an accent, it’s distortion from her telepathic broadcast directly into your brain.
  • In 2003, the US considered deploying Sarah Palin to Iraq as a 1-woman commando squad, but wanted to make it a fair fight.
  • As head of Alaska’s Nat’l Guard, Sarah Palin taught troops in a training exercise to scare a grenade into not exploding.
  • Sarah Palin drives herself to work everyday - in an M1A1 tank
  • Sarah Palin believes in change, too. She takes it from your pockets after striking you dead.
  • Sarah Palin wears three quarter length sleeves to keep from getting blood on her clothes when she kills liberals.
  • Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North.

  • Sarah Palin’s enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List.

  • Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience.

  • Sarah Palin can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

  • N. Alaska is sunny half the year and dark half the year because Sarah Palin needed the reading light, then wanted a nap

  • When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered.

  • Sarah Palin’s finishing move in the VP debate will be pulling Biden’s still beating heart from his chest & taking a bite.

  • Sarah Palin once carved a perfect likeness of the Mona Lisa in a block of ice using only her teeth.

  • Sarah Palin poses more danger of creating world-destroying black holes than the Large Hadron Collidor.

  • Sarah Palin’s son is going to Iraq after the Surge, because a Palin during the Surge would have been unfair.

  • Sarah Palin’s presence in the lower 48 means the Arctic ice cap can finally return.

  • The Arctic Circle runs through Alaska so the Sun can have some relief from Sarah Palin’s bright glare.

  • NFL teams may draft Sarah Palin, if they forfeit all their other players forever, to maintain league parity

  • If placed into Schroedinger’s experiment, both Sarah Palins remain alive.

  • Iran’s nuclear program is a response to Sarah Palin.

  • Global Warming doesn’t kill polar bears, Sarah Palin does - usually with her bare hands.

  • Sarah Palin’s hotness is the largest single contributor to melting polar ice caps.

  • The Northern Lights are really just the reflection from Sarah Palin’s eyes.

  • We don’t know who would win in a Chuck Norris - Sarah Palin cage match because they’ve never invented a cage that can hold Sarah Palin.

  • - September 04, 2008 04:49 PM

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    Gee! I thought and here I thought if the US sent my mother to Iraq, it would end the war BUT - woah! *non-plused*

    PS - You forgot to mention she's a MOM!

    - September 04, 2008 05:00 PM

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    AWESOME LIST!

    - September 04, 2008 05:16 PM

    vapsman88 Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

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    CoteDuRhone wrote:
  • Sarah Palin was to walk out to the singing of Angels, but convention organizers thought it might come off as showing off.
  • Sarah Palin’s suit is made from 100% dead liberal skin.
  • Sarah Palin prepped for this speech with a ritual sacrifice of Susan Estrich.
  • Sarah Palin has actually travelled backwards in time from after the roll call to accept the nomination retroactively.
  • Sarah Palin doesn’t actually have an accent, it’s distortion from her telepathic broadcast directly into your brain.
  • In 2003, the US considered deploying Sarah Palin to Iraq as a 1-woman commando squad, but wanted to make it a fair fight.
  • As head of Alaska’s Nat’l Guard, Sarah Palin taught troops in a training exercise to scare a grenade into not exploding.
  • Sarah Palin drives herself to work everyday - in an M1A1 tank
  • Sarah Palin believes in change, too. She takes it from your pockets after striking you dead.
  • Sarah Palin wears three quarter length sleeves to keep from getting blood on her clothes when she kills liberals.
  • Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North.

  • Sarah Palin’s enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List.

  • Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience.

  • Sarah Palin can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

  • N. Alaska is sunny half the year and dark half the year because Sarah Palin needed the reading light, then wanted a nap

  • When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered.

  • Sarah Palin’s finishing move in the VP debate will be pulling Biden’s still beating heart from his chest & taking a bite.

  • Sarah Palin once carved a perfect likeness of the Mona Lisa in a block of ice using only her teeth.

  • Sarah Palin poses more danger of creating world-destroying black holes than the Large Hadron Collidor.

  • Sarah Palin’s son is going to Iraq after the Surge, because a Palin during the Surge would have been unfair.

  • Sarah Palin’s presence in the lower 48 means the Arctic ice cap can finally return.

  • The Arctic Circle runs through Alaska so the Sun can have some relief from Sarah Palin’s bright glare.

  • NFL teams may draft Sarah Palin, if they forfeit all their other players forever, to maintain league parity

  • If placed into Schroedinger’s experiment, both Sarah Palins remain alive.

  • Iran’s nuclear program is a response to Sarah Palin.

  • Global Warming doesn’t kill polar bears, Sarah Palin does - usually with her bare hands.

  • Sarah Palin’s hotness is the largest single contributor to melting polar ice caps.

  • The Northern Lights are really just the reflection from Sarah Palin’s eyes.

  • We don’t know who would win in a Chuck Norris - Sarah Palin cage match because they’ve never invented a cage that can hold Sarah Palin.

  • I love it, that she drives you guys nuts! That means she is doing something right.

    - September 04, 2008 08:13 PM

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    Eh, the left is doing just what the right did when Obama became the presumptive nominee - they're still having apoplectic fits about it. Let the two extremes battle it out till there's no one left standing...then, maybe we can actually inject something resembling reasoned thought and debate into the political process.

    - September 05, 2008 10:12 AM

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    AudioDad wrote:

    Eh, the left is doing just what the right did when Obama became the presumptive nominee - they're still having apoplectic fits about it. Let the two extremes battle it out till there's no one left standing...then, maybe we can actually inject something resembling reasoned thought and debate into the political process.

    There is no such thing as reasoned thought and debate in politics simply because people cannot set aside their feeling to allow reason to take center stage.

    It's just human nature. this causes all of our systems to be flawed by the imperfections of man. The imperfection will eventually cause the system to breakdown. History has been witness to this countless times.

    --Tao

    - September 05, 2008 06:40 PM

    AlexBizzar Yeah... I like Phil Collins... WHAT?!?!

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    I'm going to have to agree with a local radio station and call Palin a "' V'PILF" :)

    Aside from that... we're all $crewed because none of the candidates are actually representing us. And it's sad because the ones that really do either get forced to "chose a side," which is completely ludicris, or they get pushed out of the way.

    This is just one horrible reacurrence of middle school when choosing teams for dodgeball.

    - September 05, 2008 07:07 PM

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    Sarah Palin is an attractive lady.

    I'd give it a firm handshake.

    - September 10, 2008 11:29 AM

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    Pirate wrote:

    Sarah Palin is an attractive lady.

    I'd give it a firm handshake.

    She can shiver me timbers, but that's about it.

    - September 10, 2008 11:51 AM

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    ThePriestess wrote:

    Pirate wrote:

    Sarah Palin is an attractive lady.

    I'd give it a firm handshake.

    She can shiver me timbers, but that's about it.

    I'd love to drop my anchor in her lagoon.

    - September 11, 2008 01:33 PM

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    "[Sarah Palin] can suck it!"--Pamela Anderson

    - September 13, 2008 10:08 PM

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    zarathustra wrote:

    "[Sarah Palin] can suck it!"--Pamela Anderson

    And Pam would know ALL about that, now wouldn't she. She could give her lessons!

    - September 14, 2008 01:54 PM

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    dreamergal wrote:

    zarathustra wrote:

    "[Sarah Palin] can suck it!"--Pamela Anderson

    And Pam would know ALL about that, now wouldn't she. She could give her lessons!

    Don't knock it till you try it.

    - September 14, 2008 02:20 PM

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    brownize916 wrote:

    dreamergal wrote:

    zarathustra wrote:

    "[Sarah Palin] can suck it!"--Pamela Anderson

    And Pam would know ALL about that, now wouldn't she. She could give her lessons!

    Don't knock it till you try it.

    Hey, not everyone can be a whore like her! She is quite talented.

    - September 14, 2008 07:35 PM

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    You know what I think?

    I think this thread is totally retarded.

    - September 15, 2008 08:07 AM

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    Sarah Palin is a great women with an impressive background of political success. As a mother of five in a stable marriage for nearly 20 years she obviously has strong family values. After watching her documentary on the FOX news channel, it's clear to me that she is a strong women of integrity who is not afraid to confront and stop political corruption, even in her own party. After seeing her speak at the Republican convention I know she is sincere, intelligent, and moral. She has directed her ambitions in helping her state, her country, her fellow citizen with warm benevolence of both kind compassion and tough love. I have no doubt that as part of her philosophy of smaller government and more personal freedom; her underling current of intent follows along the lines of the old motto: Give someone a fish, feed him for a day; teach someone how to fish, feed him for a lifetime. Frankly I find her being compared with Pamela Anderson on the basis of how to perform a blow job as cheap, demeaning, sexest, disgusting, and so far off base that it leaves me with utter detestation toward the malice in the wretched souls spewing the vile comment.

    - September 15, 2008 10:27 AM

    AudioDad is done. Good night, and good luck.

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    Lifergy wrote:

    Sarah Palin is a great women with an impressive background of political success. As a mother of five in a stable marriage for nearly 20 years she obviously has strong family values. After watching her documentary on the FOX news channel, it's clear to me that she is a strong women of integrity who is not afraid to confront and stop political corruption, even in her own party. After seeing her speak at the Republican convention I know she is sincere, intelligent, and moral. She has directed her ambitions in helping her state, her country, her fellow citizen with warm benevolence of both kind compassion and tough love. I have no doubt that as part of her philosophy of smaller government and more personal freedom; her underling current of intent follows along the lines of the old motto: Give someone a fish, feed him for a day; teach someone how to fish, feed him for a lifetime.

    You gleaned all of that about her just from watching her talk at the RNC convention and watching a "documentary" about her on FOX news? Wow. Who knew the propaganda machine of the GOP had become as effective as that of the DNC? Quite a number of people (both D and R) who actually worked with her throughout her political career paint a somewhat less glowing picture of her.

    - September 15, 2008 11:59 AM


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