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Snicker dee dee..

You do realise as an aaaarrrghhhhd-vark that you have some of the sharpest and longest claws on the planet? Sort of like razors, except they are 5 inches long. You dont need me to open up a thing- you are quite used to opening fallen trees and cutting through thick bark to get your delish-ants.

I recommend a session at the www.animalplanet.com and brush up on all of your aaaaaaaaaarghhd varkish physiology.

snort snort.

Round one=Toucan.


Nice! I expect that will atteract any number of ants... make yourself and your beak useful will you and open this bag of choclate covered ants for me.
- November 4th, 2009, 04:08 pm
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...you have some of the sharpest and longest claws on the planet? Sort of like razors, except they are 5 inches long.
Scared of aardvarks are you...?!
- November 4th, 2009, 07:17 pm
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Snicker dee dee..

You do realise as an aaaarrrghhhhd-vark that you have some of the sharpest and longest claws on the planet? Sort of like razors, except they are 5 inches long. You dont need me to open up a thing- you are quite used to opening fallen trees and cutting through thick bark to get your delish-ants.

I recommend a session at the www.animalplanet.com and brush up on all of your aaaaaaaaaarghhd varkish physiology.

snort snort.

Round one=Toucan.
I know I haave claaws... but if I use them, well... thaat would ne like doing the work myself.... ????? I maay be an aardvark... but I'm aalso a maan..... just think of me aas a maanvaark! Why should I do it myself when waatching you do it would be just aas much fun!!!!
- November 4th, 2009, 09:32 pm
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Now that the aardvark has opened and eaten his chocolate covered ants, is he ready to answer a question?
Unfortunately, I am going to insult him so he will never tell us the meaning of the universe.
Aardvark means ground pig in Dutch. Sorry...
- November 7th, 2009, 09:15 am
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Is that ground-up pig? or pig-on-the-ground?
- November 7th, 2009, 10:44 am
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We should eat them. They are slow, and they taste like chicken with a good dry rub and some slow smoking....

Here is my question for an Aardvark: why shouldn't I eat you?
- November 7th, 2009, 10:57 am
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Comedian wrote :
Now that the aardvark has opened and eaten his chocolate covered ants, is he ready to answer a question?
Unfortunately, I am going to insult him so he will never tell us the meaning of the universe.
Aardvark means ground pig in Dutch. Sorry...
Never did like those dutch... I mean who wears wooden shoes? Pllllllllease...
- November 7th, 2009, 12:26 pm
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Leo_V wrote :
We should eat them. They are slow, and they taste like chicken with a good dry rub and some slow smoking....

Here is my question for an Aardvark: why shouldn't I eat you?
Mua? That would simply be out of the question... and if you even so much as look at me with hungry eyes, I'll come down there and stuff you with some Wisconsin cheese...
- November 7th, 2009, 12:30 pm
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OK - If that is how your really feel.

Stuff away, Ray.
- November 7th, 2009, 12:35 pm
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