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I'm in! ...here's my contribution:

Do you know what a nice guy and a clean sheet have in common?

They both get turned down at the end of the night.

mwahahaha!!
- November 20th, 2009, 04:58 pm
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I don't tell jokes I am just sarcastic.
I will Tickle you until you tell us a Joke!
- November 20th, 2009, 04:59 pm
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Don't forget they are accessing a credit line from the government to pay back the loans. After that it gets real confusing.
- November 20th, 2009, 05:01 pm
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D_Lion wrote :
I will Tickle you until you tell us a Joke!
Oh, sorry, not ticklish.

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
- November 20th, 2009, 05:03 pm
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Better than paying UC and welfare.

In any case, heavy industrial capacity has always been treated as a national security asset.

If government wants the right to convert auto plants for production of war material (which it does), then it ought to be maintaining some degree of capacity.
- November 20th, 2009, 05:04 pm
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

A tendancy to make you wish Frogs were in charge?
- November 20th, 2009, 05:06 pm
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D_Lion wrote :
Better than paying UC and welfare.

In any case, heavy industrial capacity has always been treated as a national security asset.

If government wants the right to convert auto plants for production of war material (which it does), then it ought to be maintaining some degree of capacity.
Yeah yeah yeah, they make ugly cars too.
- November 20th, 2009, 05:07 pm
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A tendancy to make you wish Frogs were in charge?
Yeah cause I can shoot them and it is legal....

Only one in a million has a chance of becoming a human being.

Now your turn to tell a joke. I have candy.
- November 20th, 2009, 05:09 pm
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When you run out of argument, why not just say "Frogs rule and I ran out of argument, but would still like a tickling?"
- November 20th, 2009, 05:09 pm
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Now your turn to tell a joke. I have candy.

Moderator has censored all my Jokes!
- November 20th, 2009, 05:11 pm
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