5 Photos that Make you Look Undateable

As novices of online dating, some people don't realize that their profile picture doesn't represent them well. If your personal profile isn't yielding the amount of clicks you'd like, the problem may be your portrait.

Picture of a man with his ex cut out of the photo
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Before you get insulted by the title of this piece, we’d like to first compliment you on the choices you’ve made. You’ve taken the initiative to set up a profile, upload a photo, and put yourself out there, and that is no small feat. It takes gumption to be able to show the world who you are, and for that we give you kudos.

After all, this new world of online profiles isn’t exactly easy to navigate. Many people struggle with the amount of information they should put on their profile. Others wonder whether they should post a picture, and if so, which one? Should you post the photo that makes you look like an absolute 10, or the one that makes you look 10 pounds thinner?

We aren’t going to pull any punches here: how you look in your photo does matter. But not in the way you think. More often than not, your looks aren’t the deciding factor in whether or not you’re going to make a friend or score a date. What matters is what you are doing in your picture; in other words, how you present yourself to the world.

You may think it’s crazy, but it’s true: you don’t have to be the best-looking person on the site to meet people; you just have to represent yourself well. Check out the list below for examples of photos that you shouldn’t post under any circumstances.

Photo #1: You’re at a Bar Drinking with Your Friends

In an effort to come off as fun and well-liked, many people post pictures of themselves drinking at a bar with their friends. Big mistake. Pictures that show you drinking at a bar don’t make you look entertaining, fun, or special; they make you look like a barfly.

The snapshot may have been taken on the one night you go out all year, but the people on the other side of cyberspace don’t know that. What they see is that you like to go out drinking with your friends. That’s your priority. Something you do often. If that’s the persona you’d like to reflect, fine. But know that drinking has lost its luster for most people over a certain age.

Photo #2: You’ve Cut Out Your Ex

We’ve all been tempted to do it, but cutting your ex out of a picture and then posting it online is a bad idea for a number of reasons. For starters, every time you check out your profile and see that picture, you’re going to think of your ex. After all, he or she used to be standing right next to you! Second, in the age of digital photography, there’s no reason why you can’t easily take another picture where you look just as good. Or better!

If you absolutely must crop your ex out of a photo, do it right and cut him or her completely out of the picture. Don’t leave a big square in the middle where a face used to be.

Photo #3: You’re Standing Next to a Celebrity

Unless you’re good friends with Jennifer Aniston, there’s no reason why you should be standing next to her in your profile photo. Actually, even if you’re best friends with Jennifer Aniston, you probably shouldn’t be standing next to her in your profile photo.

This phenomenon is a little less common than the others, but it does happen. If you do happen to have a picture of yourself with a celebrity, don’t post it. It won’t make you look more important or more alluring. You’ll just look like a person standing next to a celebrity.

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Colorado

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Meignn wrote:

This is an interesting topic, indeed... how do we want to portray ourselves in a medium which , at best, is a bit two-dimensional to begin with? (btw, I'm female, so I'm using 'him/he' in my comment vs/he/she, him/her, etc)

Being as honest with who you are and what you're about seems to be the first consideration in choosing a good self-portrait.

Maybe before you post the pic, show it to a couple of really close friends and ask them, "does this really seem like me?" If you absolutely love cars/ horses/ sailing/ etc., you certainly can include it or them in your photo. Just keep in mind those other things will always be a bit distracting from your face, from YOU. And mind you, I did say "seem like...", not "look like...". Any photo will look like you; what's important is does it give a really good impression of who you are?

Another thing which happens when including large items (cars in particular) is that your face often is not very well seen or ends up being too small in the image to give a clear idea of what you look like. Whatever pic you pick, make sure your face is clearly visible! Consider having more than one photo when you want include your car or boat, etc. Best bet? You can't have enough photographs of who you are, what you look like, and what you do or love! And I think eHarmony will let you post 4-6 photographs, so why not take advantage of it?

IMHO, smile, please?! Look for pictures which show you to your best advantage. Have one decent headshot, and definitely with a smile because when you're smiling, you're automatically looking good!!! The 'serious" or "dramatic" headshot may look cool in a portfolio, but the happy face is going to evoke a more positive response over a serious or dramatic one. One of my matches has a wonderful profile, but his expression is his photo is so terribly stern, it put me off a bit. And unless you have no other easy choice, avoid the studio or 'glam' shots as they can come off as too slick and impersonal for using here.

If you're a guy, gee whiz, (unless they're you daughters or other close relatives, maybe?) don't use a photo with young and scantily-clad babes hanging onto you, looks kinda tacky... one of my matches did just this and I still don't know what the guy was really trying to say with his self-portrait. Was he looking for a life partner or just showing off his virility? I ended up closing the match just because of this image, he may have been a really nice guy, who knows?

Love your pet? Include it/them as well, if you can... I'll always be just a bit more attracted initially to someone grinning like an idiot at his dog/ cat/ frogs (yeah, honest, one of my fellas has frogs!) because this image tells me right off that this is probably someone who cares for others easily and who can see beyond his own needs to the needs of his pets, and consequently other people as well (I would hope...)

Take a good look at the background in your pictures, too. Too much clutter, something reflecting a lot of light behind you, muddy dark backgrounds, all of these can take away from your face. Last note, don't cut the top of your head off!

As you may have figured, I am an artist and did work as a professional photographer at one time.... hope these tips will help you out. The best of luck to all of you and have fun taking beautiful images of yourselves!!

From Miss M in Eureka CA

I think you bring up a lot of good points. I close profiles with pics that make them look twisted, weird, etc. But again I very rarely close profiles based on the theme of the pic, unless something besides a smile or a pair of glasses appears in every pic. Some of the posters are over anlyzing this to the Nth degree and maybe passing up opportunities to meet a member of the opposite sex. Let the profile do the work b/c 9 times out of 10 they'll be enough in there to force you to head for the exits.

I agree with some. Men with "Girls Gone Wild" T's or toilet seats around their faces would be a serious serious turnoff. Most profiles I see do have stupid pictures (i.e. 27 pics of their dog ((I get the idea)), pics of the Grand Canyon and sunsets ((again, I get the idea)). I see alot of profiles with pics of those I can't make out their faces in a single one of them- BIG TURNOFF. This doesn't count, guys. The idea is to see what you look like. If the pics really rot, chances are the profile will too. Close and move on.

- September 07, 2008 08:21 AM

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I totally disagree with this. Scenes at a bar make you look social, as long as it's not every pic. If every pic shows you with a drink in your hand or you cite beer as something you can't live w/o (not kidding on this), i close and close fast. I really don't care if an ex is in the pic or not. Quite frankly, how do I know? I can only guess, right? People are just trying to find good photos that are representative of themselves. Don't read too much into this. If the profile talks about the ex, I'll head for the hills. People with cars and celebs? Again, who cares. Who wouldn't want to be shot in a Vette or a Masserati at the auto show? Who wouldn't ask to be shot with Tom Hanks if given the opportunity? Pic themes rarely blow it for me, unless every pic is in a bar or at a ski resort. This is a stupid article.

- September 07, 2008 07:43 AM

graceventually is sharing this awesome vacation photo of a Grand Canyon sunset

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Got a pic once of a guy sitting at a patio table with two big stains on his shirt.

Ummm.....no.

- September 06, 2008 07:36 PM

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